and the doctor says, "I'm sorry, you have cancer." The lady begins to cry her eyes out. Then the doctor finds out something else and tells her, "Sorry ma'am, you also have Alzheimer's." Very sad to hear the news, the old lady tells the doctor, "Well at least I don't have cancer!"
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