On her way to the hospital with her brother, she tells one of the doctors "I have a medical condition that causes me to pass out if I experience extreme pain."
The doctor replies, "You'll be fine, don't worry. You'll be at a hospital."
So as she starts to give birth, she passes out. When she comes to, she sees a nurse nearby. "Nurse, where is my baby?"
"Oh good, you're awake! The procedure went perfectly. You had twins! A little boy and a little girl." The nurse replied.
"I did? Wow, how long was I out?" She asked.
The nurse looks at the clock and says "Oh, the procedure took about 18 hours, and you were out for another 6. Your husband was by you the whole time. After it was done, we let him name them since you were asleep."
"That wasn't my husband, that was my brother." The woman replied. "And he's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?"
"Denise."
"Oh, that's a nice name. What about my son?"
"Denephew."
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