When the surgery was over, the doctor realized he amputated the wrong leg. He quickly took her back to the operating room and proceeded to amputate the leg he was supposed to.
When Mary awoke, she was irate that such an error could have been made. She quickly contacted lawyers to sue for malpractice before she realized she didn't have a leg to stand on...
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