When she wakes up, she asks the doctor if her baby is ok.
"Actually, you have twins, and they're just fine. You have a son and a daughter," the doctor said
"Oh, that's very nice. I guess I should name them right?" said the woman.
The doctor replied, "Actually your brother already named them."
"Oh no, that's not good. My brother is not very smart. What did he name the daughter?" The woman was now worried.
"Denise."
"Oh Denise, that's actually a pretty good name, I like it. What did he name my son?"
"Denephew."
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