This guy went to the doctor and said, “Doc, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like ...pbffbbpppfffHONDA”.
"That's a new one. Can I hear you fart?” says t...
Doctor Jokes
Told my doctor I wanted him to check my prostate without lube
He put both his hands on my shoulders and went ...
While seen my x-ray, my doctor said....
You know, when I was a child my dad use to tell...
A man goes to a psychotherapist because of a dream he has been having.
"One minute I'm a wigwam and the next I'm a tep...
An old man went to the doctor
The doctor says "I'm afraid I have bad news. Yo...
Im a doctor and I saw an 85 year old patient with aids the other day..
Turns out they were hearing aids
A network engineer goes to the doctor......
He told the doctor, "It hurts when IP"
An old man and woman meet at a nursing home and decide to get married...
The nursing home doctor suggests they each get ...
A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical...
Doctor says to him "you need to stop masturbati...
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in...
A woman with Alzheimer's gets a call from her doctor...
"So, I looked over your MRI, and it seems that ...
THREE ROSES
A mother of five decides to get plastic surger...
Blonde woman goes to the doctor...
She tells the doctor that her husband has terri...
Deceased is being take in coffin up the mountain when...
It falls out and on its way down it gets stuck ...
What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?
There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos...
You know you're getting old when you go to a new doctor...
...and part of the new patient exam is carbon d...
Two guys were working at a sawmill...
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when...
What do you call a doctor who is always available?
An oncallogist.
A Russian guy goes for an eye test
The doctor tells him to read the following : MH...
Why did the comedian go to doctor?
Because the audience gave him the clap
TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals.
They call him Chemo Savvy.
Dr V/s Mechanic
An engineer was removing the engine parts from ...
Flatulence problem
A patient complained to his doctor about his te...
A retiring obstetrician takes the bag of foreskins he collected during his career to a taxidermist.
The taxidermist looks at the thousands of dried...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Doctor: I'll be with you in a minute.