You've broken your finger
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whe...
Doctor Jokes
A woman goes to the doctor
Who tells her I have good news and bad news. Wh...
I said to my doctor...
I said to my doctor,
"Doctor, i just don't know...
He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of ...
Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia...
and now I've received one that says I have tiny...
Can I play Piano?
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano aft...
A man has some tests done at the doctor's office...
The doctor steps into the room and says
"I'm a...
Doctor: You appear to have potassium poisoning.
Mario: But I've avoided bananas my whole life!
There's a surgery exam at medical university
Doctor: amputate patient's left arm
Student h...
Why did the ninja go to the doctor?
For his Kung Flu.
Courtesy of a 3rd grader
My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD.
Which means I hear voices but not for long enou...
I suffer from a disease called chronic procrastination…
I need to see a doctor about it, but I can do i...
Home Remedies for Mouth Odor
Mouth odor is a common problem that mostly affe...
Suprised
A bunch of old guys would sit around playing ch...
Priorities
Frankie: "Doctor, my little brother here ...
Beautiful Doctor!!!
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia aft...
Doctor said I had kidney failure.
I asked "How can that be? I am an adult, I have...
My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty...
...my wife is going to be disappointed.
A doctor was delivering a young woman's baby.
After the delivery, he said "Congratulations, i...
One in ten
Tom and Anne, a bonafied redneck couple, have b...
Who do you call if your girlfriend has voluminous diarrhea?
Cholera Doctor.
I think my doctor has OCD too...
He diagnosed me with CDO.
My doctor says I can’t have French bread anymore.
What a pain.
I went to the doctor and he said "don't eat anything fatty."
I asked " no bacon? No burgers?!"
To which h...
John went to the doctor saying that he cannot stop thinking and hear about skittles
he was going crazy and paranoid. The doctor dia...