A patient complained to his doctor about his terrible farting problem.
-Doctor, from the moment I stepped into your office, I must have farted a dozen times... it's like non-stop. Though they're not smelly, it's really bothering me...
The practitioner prescribes some medicine and tells him to get back to him in two weeks.
Five days later, that patient storms the doctor's office and complains that besides absolutely no improvement with his gas generation issue, his farts now have a disgustingly foul smell!!
The doctor looks at him and says:
-Now that your smelling sense is back to normal, let us see what we can do to solve your farting issue.
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