"That's a new one. Can I hear you fart?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure....pbffbbpppfffHONDA”. The doctor can't figure it out. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists who run all sorts of tests and they still can't figure out why this guy farts "pbffbbpppfffHONDA”. One, day, at the golf course, he's explaining the problem to a dentist he knows. The dentist says, "I'll take a look, send him over."
So the guy goes to the dentist, and the first thing the dentist does is look at his teeth. He shouts “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.” The patient says “What is it? What is it?" The dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
The guy says “Yeah, so...What has that got to do with my farts?”
The dentist replies, "It's simple...
"ABSCESS MAKES THE FARTS GO HONDA”
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