It falls out and on its way down it gets stuck on a tree, the other day hunter passes by thinking that it's a bird and shoots it, deceased falls down leading the hunter to believe that he killed him so the hunter takes the dead body and throws it into the river. The other day poacher throws a dynamite into the same river and when it explodes the corpse flies out of the water, he thinks he killed a man so he hides it in the hay nearby. The other day farmer drives trident in the hay and goes right through the chest of the deceased, like others he thinks he has killed a man so he throws him on the road where the corpse gets hit by truck, the truck driver takes the man in hospital, after 10 hour operation doctor comes out of operation rooms and says: "ten minutes and he would be dead"
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