Frankie: "Doctor, my little brother here thinks he's a chicken."
Doctor: "How long has this been going on?"
Frankie: "Oh, about six-seven months."
Doctor: "Why didn't you bring him to me sooner?"
Frankie: "We needed the eggs."
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