After the delivery, he said "Congratulations, it's a boy!" Then he threw it across the room. He picked it up again and began to stab it with a scalpel. When the baby was bloodied up enough, he elbow-slammed it onto the floor before stomping on the infant until it was a mass of blood and innards. He looked up to the mother, who stared at him, terrified. Laughing, the doctor said "Just kidding! It was already dead!"
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