Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Nick the Dragon slayer...

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a bea...

Bill was recounting the birth of his first child to Jorge.

After Jorge asked how everything went, Bill tol...

A chinaman goes to the eye doctor

He says, "Doctor, I can't see!" The doctor runs...

Leo's First Oscar

Leonardo DiCaprio in the delivery room.
Leo: "W...

Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least...

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and...

...said that her body hurt wherever she touched...

An Indian man died after hearing the price of pulses.

The Doctor wrote "high pulse rate" as the cause...

Red head goes to doctors office..

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...

A woman and her three daughters had been seeing a psychiatrist...

They've reached their final session, in which t...

What is globalization?

Question : What is globalization?
Answer : Pr...

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!

An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice

The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day...

I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend...

And I asked him how much he charges for a curcu...

Poor little boy born without eye lids..

A little boy was born without eye lids.. the do...

Me And My Doctor

I went to the doctors the other day and I said,...

A man gets a call from his doctor

The doctor says "I have some bad news, and some...

Take dat spoon out



Patient: every time i take tea,

I get sharp ...

This is Gold

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fea...

A Mechanic is down on his luck...

He had been unemployed for a rather long time a...

I met a guy who had his eyelid ripped off by a hang nail in an old house.

Doctor noticed he was uncircumcised and used hi...

What's the best class in school if you want to be a doctor?

What's the best class in school if you want to ...

Just Fred

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than ...