Doctor Jokes
What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?
Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?
"Doctor, I have an embarrassing medical problem..." NSFW
Well, what is it?" asks the doctor.
"I have fi...
A routine call to an elderly patient..
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his...
What do you call a PHD in religious studies?
Gods doctor.
My wife went in for toe surgery and died.
I demanded the doctor tell me how this could ha...
Man is in need of brain transplant
Man was at the hospital talking to his doctor, ...
The Indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains.
He had Hindigestion.
A man is at his doctor ...
... And the doctor asks the man to pull down hi...
My Visit to the Doctor /r/cleanjokes
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused t...
Trouble sleeping "How much for all night?" ????
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists o...
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous.
While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her ...
The doctor and the bunny (clean)
A doctor is driving home one dark and stormy ni...
GYNECOLOGICAL ECHO
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. S...
My doctor said he needed a stool sample from me.
The timing was perfect. I was about to go to Ik...
what's alike about jeffrey dahmer and a taxidermist?
they both mount dead things
Ouch!
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...
True story (medical)
Doctor: How can I help you?
Patient: I think I...
a jokes about:: FORGET ABOUT IT
After an elderly couple starts getting forgetfu...
Asian guy goes to the eye doctor
When the doctor comes back with test results an...
What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?
A VeterinArian.
Got bad news today. Doctor says I have Nimitz Disease.
But don't worry. I'm just a carrier.
A man goes to his doctor complaining that every time his wife comes home from drinking she beats him......
The doctor says that next time she comes home, ...
Doctor Joke
'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is your zo...
A man has an unusual flatulence problem...
Every time he farts, it makes the noise "HONDA ...