He had been unemployed for a rather long time and decided to open a medical clinic. Ouside of the clinic he put a sign that read: "A cure for your ailment gauranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A doctor sees this and thinks this is a good opportunity to make an easy $1,000. So he goes into the clinic.
Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste.
Mechanic: Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patients mouth.
The nurse does just that.
Doctor: This is gasoline!
Mechanic: Congratulations! You've got your sense of taste back. That will be $500.
The doctor gets annoyed and decides to go back several days later to recover is $500.
Doctor: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.
Mechanic: Nurse, please bring me the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patients mouth.
Doctor: But that's gasoline!
Mechanic: Congratulations! You've got your memory back! That will be $500.
The doctor leaves angry that he is now out $1,000. After several days he comes back, determined to get his money back.
Doctor: My eyes, they're weak, I can't see a thing.
Mechanic: Well, I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $1000 check...
The mechanic hands the doctor a check for $5.
Doctor: But this is just $5.
Mechanic: Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.
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