The doctor says "I have some bad news, and some worse news. what do you want to hear first?" The man is shocked and he says "well I guess the bad news" so the doctor replies "the tests we did yesterday showed that you only have 24 hours to live" and the man says, "what could possibly be worse than that!" so the doctor replies "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday"
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