Bill was recounting the birth of his first child to Jorge.

After Jorge asked how everything went, Bill told him that his child had been born without eyelids. However, since they had opted for circumcision, the doctor had informed Bill that there is relatively simple solution: to use the child's foreskin as a replacement. Jorge was blown away by this and asked of the procedure went well. Bill said "Well he's a little cock-eyed now but healthy as a horse."

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