What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?
I can clearly see you're nuts
Doctor Jokes
Good Riddance to Dumb Patients
I sent a reminder to a client that it was time ...
This morning, I was diagnosed with depression in the head.
Me: I cheated on my girlfriend and she found ou...
Do you know a good veterinarian?
Because these pythons are sick.
(Flex arm musc...
A man with 3 testicles
A man had 3 testicles he was so annoyed by this...
A man goes to the docter
Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis?
Doctor...
A miracle birth
A doctor and nurse were having an affair, and t...
Physical
Doctor gave me a physical and says I have to st...
Helpless Dad.
A dad walks into a market with his young son. T...
I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD...
he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray
An old woman goes to the doctor with horrible gas.
"Doctor, I have been having horrible gas recent...
A heavily pregnant woman goes into labor in a retail store.
A crowd gathers around her as people struggle t...
So a Doctor walks into a bar...
As he takes a seat at the bar, he looks up in c...
Knock, knock. "Who's there?"
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A Doctor and a Lawyer
A startup doctor opens a clinic and puts up a s...
whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam?
When you ask the doctor where to put your pants...
An 81-year-old man goes to see his doctor.:
An 81-year-old man goes to see his doctor. The ...
One day Dave and his twin brother
enlisting in the Army & were getting their phys...
A guy goes to his doctor.
The doctor says to him, "You need to stop mastu...
Fred
A man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.
...
The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf.
He wouldn't hear it.
Chinese Doctor
A Chinese Doctor opens a clinic and puts a sign...
A boy I teach told the class this one.
A man told his son to go chop the wood, so his ...
Super Original Joke!
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time ...
The Chinese Doctor
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital...