An old woman goes to the doctor with horrible gas.

"Doctor, I have been having horrible gas recently. It's almost constant, but they're always silent and don't smell. Although they aren't too hard to live with, I worry about my health."

The Doctor thinks for a moment and writes the woman a prescription.

"Take these every day for 2 weeks and come back"

The old woman leaves and returns 2 weeks later very distraught.

"Doctor! The pills showed no improvement with my gas, if anything it's worse! It is still constant and silent, but now it smells horrible. It's so embarrassing!"

"Well, those pills helped with your nose, next we'll fix your hearing, then we can address the gas."