Fred

A man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.

The cop asks him, "what is your name?"

The man replies "Fred."

The cop asks "What's your last name."

"I don't have one."

The cop is unsure of how this is, so he asks "Why don't you have a last name?"

The man begins his story. "I began life as Fred Johnson, and went all through primary school and high school as Fred Johnson. I decided to become a medical doctor after I graduated, so I became 'Fred Johnson, M.D.'

After a few years of being a doctor I got bored with it, so I decided to get another degree as a dentist. So I became 'Fred Johnson, M.D., D.D.S.'

After a few years of doing dentistry, I got bored with that, so I decided to fool around with my dental assistant in the closet for a while. Turns out I got VD (Venereal Disease) from those experiences. So I became 'Fred Johnson, M.D., D.D.S., with VD.'

The company that is in charge of dental licenses found out about my VD, so I was stripped from my dentistry title. So I became 'Fred Johnson, M.D., with VD.'

The company that issues medical licenses found out about the dentistry incident, so they stripped me from my medical title. So I was 'Fred Johnson, with VD.'

Then VD took my Johnson, so now I'm just Fred."