A startup doctor opens a clinic and puts up a sign saying he can cure anything for $20, and if he can't the patient will be refunded $100. A Lawyer sees this and thinks its a great way to make some money. He goes in and says "I have lost my sense of taste."
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to try again.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
annoyed lawyer: "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Doctor: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the money): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Doctor: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
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