Trying to pronounce doctors name
A coroner tried to say his doctors name, after ...
Doctor Jokes
A Woman Goes To The Doctor Worried About Her Husband's Temper
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her h...
Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury.
When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow ...
Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet pro...
A guy went to the doctor and the doctor told him he was going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient asked, "Why doctor?"
The doctor sa...
An old man walks up to a priest, doctor, and a lawyer...
and says "I'm going to die soon," He hands all ...
A man gets a call from his doctor
The doctor says "I've got some good news and I'...
Losing weight
Paddy wants to lose weight so he goes to see hi...
[NSFW] We need to amputate it...
A man goes to a doctor.
Man: Good morning.
Doct...
Patient And Doctor Joke
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenev...
Bad Medicine
A man is lying in bed in a hospital after a ser...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Because if you purchase one of their computers,...
Doctor Jokes
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia aft...
"GOOD IDEA"
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was ...
Always Pay Attention!
After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left.
Then t...
A boy was having his physical done
When a boy was having his physical done, he rec...
If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did
And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did.
"only 6 months to live!!!"
A sickly patient went her doctor's office where...
I used to get sharp pains in my eye when I drank coffee...
My doctor said, take the spoon out of the mug
"Sorry, that name is already taken"
A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hos...
My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high
but I take everything with a grain of salt.
What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?
When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was...
"24 hours to live!!"
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
Th...