and says 'Doctor! Doctor! Something's wrong with with me. I hurt all over my body. Look!' She pokes her leg, 'Ouch!' She pokes her stomach. 'Ouch!!' She pokes her forehead. 'OUCH!!!'
The doctor looks her over and says, 'You've broken your finger.'
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