The Farmer in the Hospital (joke told to me in 1994 by Polish salmon fisherman John Haywood jr)

A weird hillbilly farmer ends up marrying the most beautiful woman in town and she moves onto his farm. After many months of trying she doesn't become pregnant and he begins to yell at her and accuse her of being unable to bear children. She goes to a hospital for tests and they all come back that she is in healthy form and capable of getting pregnant. The Doctor requests that he come in for tests.
He walks into the hospital dressed in overalls covered in manure, dirty boots and a tattered hat and the Doctor gives him a jar and tells him to put his seed in it in the next room. He walks inside and after a few minutes the patients next door complain of loud groaning. Soon the entire wing is complaining of the noises coming from the room. The nurses knock on the door but their is no reply. The Doctor arrives and yells but the groaning becomes even louder. Security is called and they attempt to unlock it but the door is dead bolted shut. Finally with no alternative they both give it a big kick and it flies open. The farmer is inside red faced struggling to open the jar.

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