A man bursts in to a crowded Italian restaurant
A man bursts in to a crowded Italian restaurant...
Doctor Jokes
Always get the bartender's opinion
Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear...
The phone rings...
...and the lady of the house answers.
"Hello....
An 90-year-old man goes to the doctor...
After the examination, the doctor says "For a m...
So an alligator goes to his Doctor...
So an alligator goes to his doctor and says, " ...
"Hi mom, don't worry but I'm in the hospital."
"Heinz, stop calling me like that. You are now ...
A man gets into a car accident...
..and he's rushed to the hospital.
He wakes u...
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup...
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup, and the...
"Just spots"
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Di...
A man with a severe infection in his leg is rushed to the hospital
The Doctor takes one look at the leg and says t...
My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously.
So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter.
A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago...
*knock* *knock*
who's there?
Doctor
Doctor wh...
"Doctor, how's the patient?" Doctor: He's critical.
Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Po...
Cup of coffe
Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when ...
Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?
He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.
What do you call a fat doctor?
Fat with a P.H.D
Man wakes up in the hospital...
...after and accident and doctor is by his bed ...
An apple a day keeps doctor away...
... so do the sticks and stones.
The Deaf Wife Problem
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well...
Traveler's complaint
A man is enjoying a holiday in Jamaica, but sud...
A man goes to the doctor...
and he says, "Doc, my eye hurts when I drink co...
Annual Checkup
Kenneth is visiting his doctor for his annual p...
During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger.
Because I wanted a second opinion.
You know you're in for a rough Prostate Exam...
...when you get into "position" and, right afte...