A man was waiting for news of his child's birth. the doctor comes out and goes: "We have good news and bad news, which one would you like first?"
The man goes "I'll take the bad first"
Then the doctor tells him the bad news "Your baby has down-syndrome, we're so sorry"
The man replies "So what is the good news?"
and then the doctor says "He's also a stillborn!"
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