The Doctor takes one look at the leg and says to the surgeon to amputate the leg.
After a successful amputation, the Doctor comes in to take a look at the patient. The Doctor explodes in anger. "You've cut off the wrong leg!!" He fires the surgeon and performs the next amputation himself.
Well, after losing both of his legs, the man is considerably upset. He decides to sue the hospital.
After a lengthy lawsuit, the judge decides in favor of the hospital.
Everyone is stupefied. They thought this was an obvious win for the man whose leg was mistakenly cut off.
They asked the judge for the reason for his decision. He said, "He just had no leg to stand on."
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