A man bursts in to a crowded Italian restaurant and yells "You've got to help me, I've been shot!" The crowd of diners gasps and frantically shout for a doctor. The head Chef bellows out "There's-ah no need-ah for a doctor! I-ah have just the thing!"
He rushes into the kitchen and heads over to the man at the door. He opens a jar and sprinkles the wound with it's contents. To everyone's amazement, the hole begins to close right before their very eyes and then vanishes without leaving so much as a scar.
In disbelief the man looks up at the Chef and says "I can't believe what i'm seeing, are magic?"
The chef says, "Psshht Don't be-ah silly, Everyone knows, Thyme-ah, heals all wounds!"
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