...after and accident and doctor is by his bed and starts explaining his situation.
Doc: Sad to say i have some bad news and good news. which one would you like first?
So the guy wants to hear bad news so good news can cheer him afterwards
Doc: You have been in a terrible accident and you have lost both your legs
Patient: So what is the good news then?
Doc: The rich guy, in bed next to you, really likes your slippers
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