Two old guys and a [ethnic] go hunting.The first night, one old man
comes back with a deer.
"How'd ya' get it?" the [ethnic] asked.
"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got me a deer."
The second night, the other old man comes back to camp with two
deer.
"How'd ya' get 'em?" the [ethnic] asked.
"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got me two deer."
On the third night, the [ethnic]'s out until three in the morning.
He comes staggering into the camp all beat up, with torn clothes,
tons of bruises, and a lot of fractures.
"What happened to you?" asked one of the old men.
"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got hit by a train."
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