Political Hunting

Clinton and Al Gore went hunting one day. As they were driving, Gore saw this huge bull deer. He said to Clinton: "Hey look at that one!"


Clinton replied "Keep going."


Next they came to a giant buck deer with a humongus rack, gore Gore said "What about that one Mr. President?"


Clinton replied "Keep going."


So a little while later, as they were driving, Clinton spots this poor pitiful looking doe on the side of the road. Clinton shouts: STOP THE CAR!!! STOP THE CAR!!


So the driver stops the car... Clinton jumps out, and grabbing his rifle, shoots the poor thing deader than a doorknob. Gore hops out behind Clinton,and glances at the dead thing, then asks clinton; Why did you kill it?!


Clinton replied: "you ought to know me by now, I always pass the buck, and go for the doe."