Deer Jokes

Deer Jokes

Stumble Across a Bear


Two friends are hunting deer in the forest whe...

Tracks


Tree blondes were walking through the forest w...

What type of tracks?


Two lawyers were out hunting when they came up...

Get Away From my Dee


It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunt...

Jungle Accident


Three men were flying on a plane over the jung...

You prefer the Sears catolog


You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.Your b...

Good Idea


What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?
"G...

Red Neck


Proof that you are a well-bred red neck:


1. ...

Bam!


Once there were 3 hunters. one day, 1 of the h...

Induhviduals


Office Pranks on Induhviduals
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Life Reflections by George Carlin


1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It lea...

Blondies


one day two blondes were walking in the forest...

The oak tree in the


The oak tree in the front yard is an essential...

Miscellaneous


What do you call a deer with no eyes?


I have...

17 ways to tell if a redneck is on your computer


1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
2...

Bucks in the truck


if the total at a resteraunt is ten bucks and ...

Redneck quickies 10


You might be a redneck if...


You think a cha...

Revelations In Life


Revelations on My Life


1. I'm not into work...

An Idiotic List


IDIOTS AT WORK
I was signing the receipt for ...

Get Away From my Deer!


It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunt...

Redneck quickies 24


You might be a redneck if...


You've ever hit...

50 actual newspaper headings


(collected by actual journalists)


1. Someth...

Blonde Tracks


Three Blondes were walking in the woods.Then o...

Deer Hunters


Two goober hunters were dragging their dead de...

Redneck quickies 27


You might be a rednack if...Your wife gets a h...