Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a dollar and forty nine cents and...
Deer Jokes
What do you call a deer with one good eye?
A good idear...
I got surprised by the blizzard two weeks ago...
I didn't think the predictions would be as bad ...
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50, but deer nuts are under a ...
What do you call deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call deer with no eyes an...
My dream is to have a million bucks
So who wants to work with me on a deer farm?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idear.
What do you do with a dead ch...
What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you...
Where do Mormon deer call home?
Salt Lick City
A blonde and her friend lost in the forest
A blonde and her friend are lost in the forest....
I was driving along the other day when suddenly a deer ran out.
I have no idea how it got in my car in the firs...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the deer how it's done.
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Three blondes are walking through a forest
...when they spot tracks on the ground. The fir...
A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one.
Question: What did they Deer say when she came ...
How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband?
She goes into town and blows a few bucks!
what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck
Beer nuts are so dang expensive...
...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck.
I saw a deer yesterday.
I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, ab...
I wrote this one myself. (It's better then that redtile disfunction joke)
There was a guy named Shawn and he lived near ...
A Chemist, An Engineer, and A Statistician
A Chemist, an engineer, and a statistician are ...
What is the cheapest type of meat?
Deer testicles. They're under a buck.