They then spot a doe and the father tells the son to shoot it. The son reluctantly shoots the doe, but the doe doesn't die and instead runs off into the woods. Both the boy and the father track the doe through the woods.
They see the doe wheezing by a sink hole and the boy rushes to the deer. Since the doe is wheezing he decides to try and help it by giving the doe some of his asthma pills. Instead of helping the doe, the pills kill the doe immediately. The doe's body falls into the sinkhole and gets buried under the earth.
The boys turned to his dad and asked, "What happened?"
"Son, don't you know? Pills bury doe, boy."
(All the credit for this goes to my dad.)
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