You are 25 to 35 if...
If you aren't in this age bracket, then you ca...
Daisy Jokes
You've ever shoplifted Spam.You don't
You've ever shoplifted Spam.You don't understa...
Two Cows
Two cows were standing next to each other in a ...
Georgia Microsoft
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Signs you're a redneck Jedi
Signs you're a redneck Jedi;
-You ever heard...
CinderBlock
There's a man with three daughters.
The fir...
Osama Bin Laden's Greeting At The Pearly Gates?
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama b...
Daisy the Dalmation
Breaking News! Daisy the Dalmation is entering ...
Knock Knock
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
D...
A father explains his children's names.
He says, "Rose, you got your name when a rose f...
Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
A father and his 3 daughters.
A father is sitting in his den when his 3 daugh...
A father with three daughters
is sitting down for dinner when the first of hi...
rose,daisy and brick
"mum why am i called rose ?"
"because a rose fe...
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they t...
I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today
Whoopsy-daisy!
Mom why do they call me...
[So my friend told me this joke today]
A littl...
Donald & Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the ni...
I asked my 3yo daughter if I should get a minivan...
She said, no, you should get a Daisy van.
What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?
An oopsy daisy.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.
Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his...
Top 10 worst jokes!
The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1.Two antennas met on...
A calf asked her mother...
"Mama, how did I get my name?"
The mother res...
Minnie asked Mickey
Minnie asked Mickey
Are you F*****g Crazy
Micke...