Daisy Jokes

Daisy Jokes

Three Daughters

One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her...

A kid asks his mother about his cousins...

"Mommy, why is my cousin named Rose?"

The moth...

Mario and Luigi

According to stories told by both fans and Nint...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Whos there
Daisy
Daisy who
Daisy me...

Family dinner

So a mother and her three daughters were sittin...

Knock Knock funny

Knock Knock Who's There? Ahmed Ahmed who? Ahmed...

Knock Knock

Who's there
Daisy
Daisy who
Daisy me rollin', t...

Driving Miss Daisy

A car full of old ladies cruising along Route 3...

A cow is talking to her three calves

The first calf asks "Why is my name Daisy?"

Th...

A man with three daughters

Was sitting on his couch one day when his oldes...

A girl walks up to her dad...

And asks "dad why am I named daisy?" The dad re...

Knock knock

Who is it?

Daisy

Daisy whom?

Daysi me rollin...

Top 20 worst jokes ever !!!!

The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!

1. Two antennas met o...

A little girl asks her father how she got her name

"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as...

Three baby cows are lying in a barn with their mom.

The first asks the mother. "Why did you name me...

A girl asks her father how she got her name

The man replies, "well, Daisy, when you were bo...

Everybody loves metaphors and similies, right? Here you go

1. Cold as ice

2. Fresh as a daisy

3. The hai...

Ol' Mr Periwinkle

Ol' Mr. Periwinkle was the nastiest, meanest pa...

There's a man with three daughters

There's a man with three daughters.
The first d...

Some funny pick up lines

Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in you...

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?

Do you know a favourite expression used by the ...

The Case of The Illegal Mah-Jong Game

Police in Tampa, Florida, raided and shut down ...