A man was eaten when he attempted to tell a joke directly to a crocodile's mouth.
He didn't live to tell the tail.
Crocodile Jokes
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
Crazy Koala
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joi...
The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, was a great man.
He died the way he lived.
With animals in his ...
How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator
Well one you see in a while, and the other you ...
A monkey sits in a tree when a lizard asks..
..."what are you doing?". "I'm rolling a joint"...
How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see...
Father and son at the zoo...
A boy goes to the zoo with his father. They’re ...
What do you call a White Crocodile?
A Crocasian
Crocodile breaks into Florida store, steals sports drinks.
It was a Gator-raid.
The Stoned Koala and Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint...
A rabbi a priest and a crocodile walk into a bar
Chuck Norris mother fuckers.....whoooooooooooooo
How to hunt Big Blue Elefant?
How do u hunt Big Blue Elefant? Whit Big Blue ...
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you see later, and the other you see in a w...
Three Bills at a bar
Three men, one from America, one from Australia...
Bruce the Aussie
Bruce the Aussie bloke walks into a dusty old b...
The Police, the Interpol and the CIA are participating in a contest.
The Police, the Interpol and the CIA are partic...
What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
An Army Ranger goes on a vacation...
Got this in a thread somewhere about the branch...
A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
when a lizard walks up and says "Hey koala what...
Waiter Jokes.
Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Wait...
The lizard insulting animals
One day, a leopard was walking in the jungle, a...
The elephant and the turtle
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in th...
A couple of unemployed tough guys see a pair of crocodile shoes in a store window.
The one turns to the other and says, "Look at t...