Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth?
The birds refused to clean them because it was ...
Crocodile Jokes
A guy finds a crocodile in his backyard...
So he calls up an animal control center and ask...
Two homosexuals are bored...
" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the g...
An Irishman walks into a bar, carrying a penguin under his right arm....
A crocodile on a leash in his left hand, and a ...
My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after.
I'm actually kinda Gladiator.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An Alley-Gator
I went into a cafe and said,
" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."
Found this on /r/jokes, thought it was trees worthy.
Credit to /u/ThatGuyYouKilled
A koala is sitti...
What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodil...
The Kuala and the Lizard
So this Koala is sitting in a tree smoking a sp...
What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?
"You Irwin some you Irlose some"
Then he dieded.
Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?
Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a croc...
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana ...
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me...
Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.
Three cowboys of the world are sitting around c...
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocod...
Crocodile Crime
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A ...