Bruce the Aussie

Bruce the Aussie bloke walks into a dusty old bar deep in the outback. To everyone's surprise he has a five meter salty -- a crocodile -- on a leash.

"Roit!" he exclaims. "I'll bet everyone here that I can have my mate here" -- gesturing to the crocodile -- "clamp down on my donger for a full minute. If I do it, everyone has to buy me a beer."

The bar patrons look around at each other, and finally shrug their agreement. So Bruce drops his trousers, and immediately the crocodile clamps down on his genitalia. Bruce strains and sweats for a long minute. Finally, the barkeep calls "Time!" and Bruce grabs a bottle off a nearby table, and smashes it over the head of the crocodile, who promptly lets go. Bruce pulls up his pants and smiles proudly; there is mad cheering all around, and the beer starts to flow.

Not long after, Bruce stands up again and exclaims, "Roit! Now, I'll buy ten beers for any man who can do the same!"

There is quiet in the bar.

Finally, a voice is heard from the crowd: "I'll give it a go, mate... But you have to promise not to hit me with a bottle."