An Army Ranger goes on a vacation...

Got this in a thread somewhere about the branches of the US military.

An Army Ranger goes to Australia for his vacation. He goes to a souvenir shop to get souvenirs, and wanted to get a crocodile skin shoe. The shopkeeper looks at him and tells him that he doesn't sell them. Frustrated, the Ranger says "Fine, I'm going to get myself a crocodile and make a pair of shoes out of it!" The shopkeeper looks at him, chuckles, and says "Are you sure? You don't look like you've been here long enough, a roo may just show up and make a nasty piece of work outta ya!"

The ranger claims that he's a US army ranger and that he'd surely make small work out of a stupid crocodile. The shopkeeper shrugs and says "Suit yourself, in fact, two folks claiming to be Marines came by, asked for the same thing and left saying the same thing you did. Wonder if they're still alive..."

So he drives to the nearest billabong and sure enough, two men were in there searching for crocodiles. Out of the blue, one croc is about to sneak up on one Marine, in which the other marine dives on him and proceeds to strangle him to death with his bare hands. The two both pick up the croc, flips him to his belly on the bank, and both make a frowny face.

"Damnit, there are no shoes on this one either!"