Two crocodiles in Australia
Two crocodiles in Australia sat on a riverbank ...
Crocodile Jokes
The Crocodile and the Alligator
A crocodile and an alligator sat together on a ...
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks ..
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint w...
A Pitbull and Weiner dog get into a fight.
Weiner dog rips the Pitbull into shreds. Terrif...
A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint.
A lizard passing by looks up at the Koala and s...
Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?
You will lose every hand.
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint...
...when a little lizard walked past, looked up ...
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint...
What do you call a crocodile in a band?
A crocstar
Did you hear about the crocodile who got waxed?
He's a smooooth alligatorrrrrr
It's an old joke, but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How ma...
Pricey set of teeth
A tourist was admiring a tribal necklace at a g...
A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
when a lizard walks up and says "Hey koala what...
What do you call a lazy crocodile?
A procrastigator (I'm trash)
Disgusting behaviour on the beach
Absolutely disgusting behaviour on the beach ea...
A monkey is sitting in a tree...
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint,...
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint,
...when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks u...
A blond goes into a clothing store
A blond goes into a clothing store and sees a b...
What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?
The spelling and pronunciation.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later and one will see you in ...
The lovely kids from a funny friend's facebook
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition...
Did you hear about the crocodile who assaulted his cousin?
The jury found him innocent because his cousin ...
It's not difficult to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile
One will see you later, the other in a while.
how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
one will see you later,
and the other in a while