Single men always say, "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
Well, a nation wide survey for the women.
80% of todays women are against marriage.
Why?
Because they say, "Why buy the entire PIG just to get a little sausage?"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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