I had a rough break up today
Guys, I had a pretty rough break-up today, and ...
Cow Jokes
Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?
Brown chicken brown cow..
What do you call...
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Str...
What are the 2 sexiest farm animals?
Brown chicken, brown cow.
(say outloud for full...
What do you call a cow...?
What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? Le...
Meet your newest employee. My salary shall be 5000 bucks.
(TKZS = a state-run commie collective farm.)
A...
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
A bull smiles when you milk it.
Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.
What do you call an illegitimate female cow?
Miss Steak
more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground be...
Knock Knock
A: Knock Knock
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting ...
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs?...
When a cow laughs.....
does milk come out of her nose?
A man and a woman go out to dinner...
This is during the time the Mad Cow disease rav...
Jokes/Puns!
1. What kind of birds always stick together? VE...
Interrupting Cow's Cousin
Moo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Time traveli...
Male nurse
Towards the end of the shift, he is assigned to...
Tapeworms in a cow
Time for another terrible joke.
So, there are ...
Why is PMS called PMS?
Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken!
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Strockin' Off
A first grade teacher was having trouble...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having t...
A man is very thirsty...
A man is very thirsty. As he is stumbling down ...
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry it
What happens when you find bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it.
The homeless man and the farmer.
A homeless man is traveling from town to town a...