There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life...
Cow Jokes
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...
1· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
1· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...
A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas ranch...
Milking Cows A salesman's car breaks down, so he asks a farmer to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees.
Milking Cows A salesman's car breaks down, so h...
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator.
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-...
Nature Lesson A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year old daughter: Mother: What does the cow say?
Nature Lesson A mother was reading a book about...
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the...
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can ...
My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
My wife and I went to the County Agricultural S...
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber?
Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A...
Q: How does a cow add and subtract?
Q: How does a cow add and subtract? A: With a c...
Redneck Oneliners The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Redneck Oneliners The Halloween pumpkin on your...
Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten.
Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in ...
The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk.
The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stoppe...
Q: What did the potato ask the cow?
Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me ...
What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?
What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Dec...
What did the potato ask the cow?
What did the potato ask the cow? Give me some m...
What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?
What do you have when you have a cow and two du...
Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles.
The townspeople did a little research and disco...
Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses i...