Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better.

• What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
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Who Hasn't Read The Grapes of Wrath?

Farm boy John takes the cow to the neighboring ...

Bertie, Bessie, the Company, its Lawyer, and the Judge

A farmer named Bertie had a car accident. He wa...

"I'm too smart for 1st grade!"

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...

Two cows are standing in a field

...and one says to the other, "Say, are you wor...

Whats the diffrence between a cow and 9/11

You cant milk a cow for 12 years. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^...

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow [sounding like this]...

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

People don't milk cows for twelve years

My "christain boyfriend"

We have being "together" for 8months....which m...

My Collection of Cow Jokes

Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?

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Man goes to a petrol station.

It's night time and one of those serving hatche...

My favorite joke when I was a kid

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting co...

Two cows are standing on a hill....

One turns to the other and says "Hey, aren't yo...

Some things you just can't explain

A farmer was sitting in the neighbourhood bar g...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.







Interupt...

A list of hilarious ambiguous headlines

All of these are from http://www.fun-with-words...

Warm Milk

In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mothe...