(TKZS = a state-run commie collective farm.)
A man walks in the TKZS' boss office and says: "Meet your newest employee. My salary shall be 5000 bucks."
The boss laughs straight at his face: "Comrade, the average salary here is 150 bucks. I don't make 500. Why would I pay you 5000?"
„Cuz I can talk to animals. Don't believe me? Let's walk around the farm.“
They reach the cow, she says "Moo!" and boss asks cockily "What'd she say?"
„She said she gives 30 litres of milk daily. She also says you and the mayor split 10 litres between you and book only 20.“ The boss looks a bit worried now and says „Come with me, I wanna show you the pigsty.“ They get there, the sow says „Oink!“ and boss waits for our guy‘s answer.
„Piggy says she gave birth to 6 piglets, but you and the mayor got one each, and booked only 4.“
TKZS boss sizes up our guy and then says „Welcome aboard, let’s go sign the papers.“
They make their way to the office building and while they pass the goat, the goat goes „Meeh!“
Boss says „Don’t listen to her. Me and the mayor were a bit drunk.“
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