A bull named Hannibal had a crush on a smoking hot cow named Hilda, but there was a problem. They were separated with a fence of barbed wire. Hannibal knew that Hilda wanted him as much as he wanted her, and each passing day that Hannibal looked at the flirtatious manner with which Hilda strutted around the pasture Hannibal grew hornier and hornier, so one day Hannibal decided to try and jump over the barbed wire fence.
He jumped over the fence and immediately Hilda came running to him. "Oh, Hannibal! Take me right now!" Hilda exclaimed, to which Hannibal replied, "Just call me Hanni, the fence took my balls."
(Sorry for any grammatical mistakes, I'm tired and English isn't my first language.)
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