My cow got Parkinson's
Now she only produces milkshakes.
Cow Jokes
So now they're feeding cow marijuana infused grain? That isn't for me...
...those steaks are too high.
Student says he is too smart for the first grade...
A first grade teacher was having trouble with o...
Three apprentice vampire bats
Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to ...
I pulled my cow's udder, but nothing came out.
He's a milk dud.
Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What's it called when a cow kills itself?
Mooicide
...Okay, fine, I'll leave...
What do you call a cow that had an abortion....
Decalfeinated. Thank you, I'll show myself out...
My daughter asked me to tell her a joke this morning.
What is a cow's favorite animal?
A Moooose.
A farm boy comes down to eat some breakfast
On the table, is bacon, eggs and a huge glass o...
Close Call
A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car acc...
What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?
"--brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm...
Teacher Questions Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You don't milk a cow for 10 years
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
(my girlfriend who's a high school teacher hear...
What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?
"That was very amoosing"
I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night..
I meant to say to my mother-in-law "Could you p...
What are the sexiest farm animals?
Brown chicken, Brown cow!
Topical Jokes for 10/16
(for best results, read in the voice of your fa...
What does a perverted cow do at night?
Beef Jerkey
TIFU......
She rode me like a cow girl.
Two woman in an argument at a clothes store.
**1st Woman:** You should return that leather j...