So goes the cow
I feel like a **good** joke can be reposted abo...
Cow Jokes
And Then Fight Started.. :D
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I w...
What do you call a cow that's made out of glass?
Steer Clear.
What do you call a knighted cow?
Sir Loin
What do you call a thirsty cow?
A watermeloin..
Don't worry, I remember where ...
What do you call a cow masturbating?
Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
A cow is talking to her three calves
The first calf asks "Why is my name Daisy?"
Th...
A teacher decides to teach his students a lesson.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A man got a cat
A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said...
What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?
A cow with no lips.
What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?
Dam... I got to get in shape!
What did the butcher say to the cow?
…I love you for your inner beauty.
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
What sound does a subatomic Cow make?
Muuuuuuon
Have you heard about Betty the cow?
She's outstanding in her field.
Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision.
Unfortunately she was defurred.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
How does a physicist milk a cow?
First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
What do you call a cow with 2 legs.
YOUR MOM!
I just gave birth...
I had a cow.
What do you call a stupid cow?
A mooron
What do cow pastures smell like?
Dairy air