What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?
MOOOOOOVE !
Cow Jokes
Kids These Days - Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?
Udder destruction!
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interup.....MOO!
What did the cow say to the horse?
Mooooooo
What did one cow say to the other?
Hey moo!
Teacher VS Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
The two farmers
Once upon a time, two farmers went home from th...
What do you call a cow masterbating?
Beef strokinoff
Why is it called PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Somethings You Can't Explain.
So a farmer walks into a bar and orders 15 shot...
What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?
Milk and Bookies.
Halal meat
I see that in the US they're complaining about ...
3 NUTSSSS
once there were three nuts. so lets start with ...
Why did the cow exit the grocery store with 6 carts teeming with food?
She went shopping on four empty stomachs.
What does a Chinese cow say?
[Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/tran...
A husband and wife go to a costume party.
So a husband and wife got invited to a Hallowee...
What do you call a cow that's masturbating?
Beef Stroganoff
Another blonde joke
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are hiding...
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow. ...
Man and wife visit the super bull farm.
They are shown round the prize bulls. The manag...
Why is PMS called PMS?
Is it because Mad Cow Disease was taken?