My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What’s on TV?"I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started…My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a scale.And then the fight started…
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started…
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."He asked, "Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?""Nah, she can order for herself."And then the fight started…
A woman is standing, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’sdamn near perfect.’And then the fight started…..
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!" she said.So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"And that’s when the fight started…
.I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out ofhis car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and littlethings just seem funny?Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'And then the fight started...
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